I found THIS whilst reading Journalista!. It reminds me of something I've read before, but I don't remember what, so nevermind. Anyways, the link shows a few examples of Joost Swarte's postcards he made to joshingly campaign against reading. There aren't enough examples on the site for my tastes, and not all of them are funny, but it has promise. I just so happen to recommend looking through them and having a chortle or a chuck yourself.
In other news, I found out yesterday that cooking expired rice is a bit like scratching your cheek with a loaded revolver. After receiving the news, I went home and cooked rice. I'm okay for today, and damn am I feeling lucky TONIGHT.