MYSTERIE

I sent me mum a package
Hey ho, hi ho
I sent me mum a package
Two weeks
Ago
I sent me mum a package
And whatever did she find?
All the things I sent her
Plus a box of Polish-made chicken meal base with mushrooms.

That last part didn't rhyme
Hey ho, oh no
That last part didn't rhyme
'Twas just
To show
That I'm concerned about strange eats
That accomplish such and so daring of feats
And me mum
Who
Says
That
She'll eat it
Any-way.